May 2013
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
solidmercury:
bruisebanner:
princeofkokoros:
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
#clint barton
The 'yes or no' game.
obese-unicorns:
systemofadowny:
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
wooh yeah do it
DO IT!
DW
timelordxvictorious15:
zpn:
Doctor Who
Dean Winchester
Dr. Watson
zekroraptor:
rubywhiterabbit:
calderonbeta:
feralcastiel:
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
that’s the joke, that is the joke that the other 63,749 people got.
Reblog if potato.
ask-tfa-blurr:
vexa-leonhart:
xxpitchblackxx:
mutttomahawk:
slaemur-ulfur:
haoubutt:
the amount of notes this has disturbs me
alogically:
cutting-cutting-cutting:
avenue:
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yeah but i’m scared of getting murdered
this is so accurate
do i
watch a new show
rewatch another show
watch a movie
read a book
or read fanfiction
my life choices are so difficult
lepreas:
lolsupreme:
lepreas:
toinfinityandbeyonce:
what if you woke up one day and you were hot
idk i’d probably open the window or something
I CANT BREAHTE
idk you should probably open a window or something
svau:
You don’t know how much someone is worth to you
until you sell them
otp: in a car
me: backseat. sex.
otp: in a house
me: that couch. have sex.
otp: locked in a room.
me: great time to have sex.
otp: walking together
me: on that bench. sex.
otp: looks at each other.
me: sex time
otp: says each others names
me: ohhh here comes the sex
otp: exists
me: GONNA HAVE SEX.
whendaybreaks:
i-crush-everything:
When I try to make new friends.
i think the greatest part about this is that it doesn’t matter which chameleon you were referring to they’re both equally accurate