So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
solidmercury: bruisebanner: princeofkokoros: what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’ #clint barton
The 'yes or no' game.
obese-unicorns: systemofadowny: You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no. wooh yeah do it DO IT!
timelordxvictorious15: zpn: Doctor Who Dean Winchester Dr. Watson
zekroraptor: rubywhiterabbit: calderonbeta: feralcastiel: can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me” too soon HE WAS SHOT IN 1865 that’s the joke, that is the joke that the other 63,749 people got.
Reblog if potato.
ask-tfa-blurr: vexa-leonhart: xxpitchblackxx: mutttomahawk: slaemur-ulfur: haoubutt: the amount of notes this has disturbs me
alogically: cutting-cutting-cutting: avenue: do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts yeah but i’m scared of getting murdered this is so accurate
do i watch a new show rewatch another show watch a movie read a book or read fanfiction my life choices are so difficult
lepreas: lolsupreme: lepreas: toinfinityandbeyonce: what if you woke up one day and you were hot idk i’d probably open the window or something I CANT BREAHTE idk you should probably open a window or something
svau: You don’t know how much someone is worth to you until you sell them
otp: in a car
me: backseat. sex.
otp: in a house
me: that couch. have sex.
otp: locked in a room.
me: great time to have sex.
otp: walking together
me: on that bench. sex.
otp: looks at each other.
me: sex time
otp: says each others names
me: ohhh here comes the sex
me: GONNA HAVE SEX.
whendaybreaks: i-crush-everything: When I try to make new friends. i think the greatest part about this is that it doesn’t matter which chameleon you were referring to they’re both equally accurate